So it’s nearly a year since my best childhood friend finished cooking her beautiful baby and we all said hello to Squidge. Before she popped, we spoke at length about all things baby – and due to the wonders of modern technology tapping into my communications, deepest fears, and insecurities before selling the info to…… Continue reading 13 things you’ll feel when your best friend has a baby
*Disclaimer* It’s my blog, so I will mix Ab Fab and Hitch Hiker’s Guide references as much as I like – there’s nothing like appealing to the masses. *Disclaimer* It all started when a marketing person who used to read my old blog asked if I’d try out a new dating app for plus size…… Continue reading So long, and thanks for all the fish
Trigger warning: depression. I often write about the crappy side to my mental health retrospectively, because I don’t want to upset anyone, and it’s always easier when you can write ‘hey, I was feeling like this which sucks but I’m better now LOOK *smiley face emoticon*’. Upsetting anyone else is still the last thing I…… Continue reading One foot in front of the other
There are quite a few things I enjoy in life including but not limited to: writing, music, M&S pulled pork wraps, and Idris Elba.
Firstly, I don’t really like sausage rolls that much, but I think they’re the perfect things to cushion ‘self-harm’. I think partly it’s the alliteration, and partly it’s the fact that in a competition of non-threatening sounding items, sausage rolls would probably score quite highly. Secondly, I’m not here to make light of self harming, but it’s…… Continue reading Sausage rolls and self-harm
The one where I binge-watched The Walking Dead and named my blog ‘no damn peach schnapps’ after Daryl. Lovely, lovely Daryl.