Little by little

“It doesn’t matter that I weigh 21 stone and it’s pretty tough, or that I run slower than one of the old ladies who uses a zimmer frame to walk her dog, I still love it.”

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Shades of grey (behave!)

“Often the way I write blog posts, they are either/ or. Positive or negative. There’s never a between, but that’s not my reality.”

The Boots bum wiggle

“‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 5’ 8” YOU ELECTRONIC BIATCH?! MY HAIR ISN’T THAT BAD!'”

Cheers!

“I knelt on the floor to plug my phone in to charge, found the carpet incredibly comfy, pulled my leather jacket over me like a blanket, and slept there for a few hours.”

The lazy person’s guide to exercise

“Yoga – I can privately wish for the sweet release of death immediately afterwards, and then switch Netflix on without having to move another muscle.”

Shut the door on it

“The biggest reason in the past that I’ve fallen off the wonky-wheeled weight loss wagon, is because of guilt.”